🐾 All rise for the Honorable Kitty Miku!! She’s got the fuzzy cat-ear headphones, the little whiskers, the big red bow bouncing on her chest, and a fluffy tail with a bell that flicks with judgment!! But wait… why is she so jiggly? And why is she not wearing a robe— OH GOD, SHE’S ONLY WEARING THE EARS, BOW, AND TAIL!! The defendant is sweating, the jury is blushing, and every time she bangs the gavel her whole body shakes and the tail bell rings like a guilty verdict!! This isn’t a love trial, it’s a public sentencing where the only crime is staring too long at the judge’s jiggling belly rolls (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)‼️💦⚖️
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